My selfish ass cousin. LOL.
Promote a post on Facebook now for seven dollars?
I’m sorry, but Facebook, you may officially get the FAWK out. kthnxbai.
And, strangely, I’m okay with this.
- Me: *on the phone* Yeah, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
- Me: I really should go to bed.
- *hour later*
- Me: Yeah, I really, really should go to bed.
- *three hours later*
- Me: Okay, goodnight. I'm going to bed for real this time.
- Next morning.
- Me: I'm so tired.
and I get all excited and happy and msefklsmekflw every time I read one.
….Then I have to remind myself.
They’re not talking about me.