Can’t you be with a guy just because I like them?
My selfish ass cousin. LOL.
27/1/2013 . 0 notes . Reblog
told my friend I’m an atheist. Now this is how he greets me. LMAO

told my friend I’m an atheist. Now this is how he greets me. LMAO

26/12/2012 . 7 notes . Reblog
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10/10/2012 . 0 notes . Reblog
Oh……

Oh……

8/10/2012 . 2 notes . Reblog
I feel like Obama should have just walked on stage, said “Romney’s an idiot,” dropped the mic, and walked out.
3/10/2012 . 9 notes . Reblog

Promote a post on Facebook now for seven dollars?

I’m sorry, but Facebook, you may officially get the FAWK out. kthnxbai.
3/10/2012 . 1 note . Reblog
Woah. My photos have ended up on way too many porn blogs.

And, strangely, I’m okay with this.
29/9/2012 . 2 notes . Reblog
  • Me: *on the phone* Yeah, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
  • Me: I really should go to bed.
  • *hour later*
  • Me: Yeah, I really, really should go to bed.
  • *three hours later*
  • Me: Okay, goodnight. I'm going to bed for real this time.
  • Next morning.
  • Me: I'm so tired.
28/9/2012 . 7 notes . Reblog
I keep reading all of these birthday messages to Key,

and I get all excited and happy and msefklsmekflw every time I read one.

….Then I have to remind myself.

They’re not talking about me.
22/9/2012 . 1 note . Reblog
Your eyebrow hair is really soft.
My cousin.
22/9/2012 . 1 note . Reblog
LOL.

LOL.

27/8/2012 . 2 notes . Reblog
Praise Jezuz for ebonics.

Praise Jezuz for ebonics.

20/7/2012 . 1 note . Reblog
Ladies and gentlemen. Meet my gym cutie. ;)

Ladies and gentlemen. Meet my gym cutie. ;)

19/7/2012 . 2 notes . Reblog

I hate when people think they’re intelligent because they get good grades in school…

LOLNOBITCH
5/7/2012 . 2 notes . Reblog